An excerpt from one of my books, The Art of Intercourse with Intelligent Beings.
From the Introduction
I wish Schopenhauer had written something on zoophilia in his Metaphysics of Sexual Love –it would make my job much easier. Unfortunately, the most socially unacceptable thing he mentioned was homosexuality, which is not a big deal nowadays. So I will have to defend my ideas and my way of living without the help of this great philosopher. It is not a big loss, though. Because defense is going to be a small part of my book.